avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

nsfwhumor:

[via]

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

burghers:

i cant believe i lived through being 12

disteal:

A cat’s rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame,

All its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks,

Eyes blazing and sputtering.

William S. Burroughs

A very messy, very angry Rose Lalonde. 

Screw Perspective

howtohavegaysubtext:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

Like looking into the face of god.

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

clype:

reactionism:

youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.

if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.

morristibbs:

dhab

designated homestuck at birth

truxtons:

chompyface:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED LEROY JENKINS

LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

askdavechick: